Was planning a good writing day today. Ready to go and at the desk at 9am. Booted up computer and immediately spilled coffee, perfectly nailing my keyboard in the most complete way. Goodbye, workday. Hello, futile keyboard disassembly and cleaning followed by trip to the Apple store (which has become over the years some kind of formless commerce hive that now sort of gives me the creeps).

I know plenty of others have gone before me in this yet I’m still trying to figure what my brain did to so perfectly launch my coffee cup. And why.